Friday, November 30, 2007

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/29 AM

Posted: 29 Nov 2007 09:45 AM CST

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FROM THE OBR NEWSWIRE (RSS)

GM Phil Savage spoke the press on Wednesday, which is spinning off into a series of articles focusing on the team's pleasant dilemma at quarterback. Continuing thoughts on the passing of Bill Willis, and the resonating echoes of the murder of Sean Taylor make it a somewhat downer of a Thursday on the newswire.

Derek and Brady's Awesome Show, Great Job!
ABJ  Tribune-Chronicle  Morning Journal  PD  Columbus Dispatch

Bill Willis Passes
ABJ  Plain Dealer


TOP-SECRET STUFF

On Tuesdays, the Browns usually try to sneak in some player tryouts, and this week was no different. In addition to Kory Chapman, who the team signed to the practice squad, the Browns tried out RBs Ray Perkins (SE Louisiana), and Derrick Ross (Tarleton St). Also trying out were DT Alfred Malone (Troy), PK Justin Medlock (UCLA) and WR Matt Trannon (Michigan St).

For what it's worth, the Cardinals were trying out punters this week. Among them was our old friend Chris Gardocki.

A number of Browns fans were interested in DE Kareem Brown, recently cut by the Patriots. The Browns did not put in a waiver claim for him, but three other teams did, including the Ravens.

FROM THE BLOGOSPHERE

Things are quiet in the blogosphere. Too quiet...

A game changer for the ages - Ace Davis
A Cowboys vs. Packers Haiku - Sports Business Digest
Does Brady Quinn need to play? - Halftime Adjustments

ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB

Stuff that's tied to football. Or might not be.

Always good to see that Action 19 Tabloid Death News' vendetta against the Browns, started when the team pulled away some broadcast rights, continues unabated. Keep diggin' in the dirt, fellas!

Apparently the new portable player from Microsoft doesn't suck as much as the last one...

The inevitable coronation of Les Miles as Jim Tressel's next Ann Arbor punching back creeps forward...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/28 PM

Posted: 28 Nov 2007 09:43 PM CST

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TODAY'S BROWNS NEWS

Today's news from Berea circled around comments made by Romeo Crennel and Phil Savage during media availability time, which Fred Greetham reported on earlier today. Other than that, there's some reaction to the passing of Bill Willis from the team and players, a couple of Cardinals previews popping up, and some miscellaneous stuff.

JT has linked a couple dozen stories that have shown up since this morning on the newswire (rss).

PRACTICE SQUAD TRANSACTIONS

After getting RB Chris Barclay and TE Richard Angulo snagged off their practice squad over the last week, the Browns had two spots open, which they filled, oddly, with a running back and a tight end. Kory Chapman, from Jacksonville State, lands with the Browns after having bounced around the NFL since 2004, and Jonny Harline, who was on the practice squad a couple of tight ends ago, returns for an encore.

Check it out - we actually have a Practice Squad / IR page where you can see who's getting the daily meal stipends associated with near-rosterliness.


TODAY'S INJURY REPORT

Six Browns players didn't participate in practice today, as Braylon Edwards, Ethan Kelley, Orpheus Roye, Kevin Shaffer, Robaire Smith, and Eric Wright sat out. Edwards has a hamstring, and the rest all have knee problems. Antwan Peek also has a knee problem, but was able to participate in practice to a limited extent.

For the Cardinals, DT Ross Kolodziej didn't participate in practice and is designated as "Out" for this weekend's game, saving us from having to hear his name mispronounced by TV announcertards on Sunday. Frankly, I don't even know where to start pronouncing that name. I get through "Kolo" alright, because it sounds like "co-lo", which is similar to "co-location", a type of web hosting. So, I'm good through the first four letters, but then it all goes south in a hurry.

S Adrian Wilson is also listed as "Out". If that isn't enough, S Aaron Francisco and WR Jerheme Urban didn't participate for the Cardinals, WR Larry Fitzgerald was limited, and QB Kurt Warner was complaining about his left elbow hurting but they made him practice anyway.

If you wish to briefly experience the glamorous life of a scambling independent publisher of a niche website and magazine, you can gaze your eyeballs on the original injury report, straight from the NFL and uploaded into the Muni Lot in the nearly universal document format called "PDF". Suitable for framing. Or for briefly looking at and then discarding.

OUT OF BEREA

The Browns have named Gary Baxter as the team's recipient of the Ed Block Courage Award, given out each year to players who exemplify the "qualities of courage, compassion, commitment and community". Or, during the 1999-2000 seasons, refraining from slapping around Chris Palmer.

Here's the press release from the team, which I personally, and with great care, copied-and-pasted into the Watercooler.

All I have to say is "Lee Suggs in 2004? Really?".

FROM THE EMAIL IN-BOX (barry@theobr.com)

"Hey Barry, et al., Just wanted to say thanks for such a great site, with probably the most active board's I've seen. I think I've been a member for 3 years now, but I really, really like the News-O-Rama articles every day!  Keep up the great work." - Darren
Thanks for the email. I don't get a lot of feedback on the News-o-Rama, other than being taken aside recently and being told about "the wonderful advances being made in the pharmacological treatment of severe cases of stupid".

Now you've encouraged me, so good luck stopping me now. Way to go.
"I have to log in every 2-3 times I come to this site and it is very annoying."

You can't ask us to change that - annoying is what we do.

Actually, you should only have to log in again every couple weeks or so. A lot of websites are requiring more frequent log-ins these days for security reasons, and Scout is one of them.

If it's more often than that, check your web browser settings and make sure that you're allowing "cookies" to be left after your browser session ends. Cookies are how the site remembers who you are from one time on the site to the next.


ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB

Bo knows killing stupid animals with high-velocity projectile weapons. For those tracking at home, the bear was armed with no projectile weapons of any sort, not even a bazooka, but he did have razor-sharp claws of death, which he was using to eat grubs and berries... Wow, is that Michael Wilbon, really? Sure sounds like him...

As a member of the Pro Football Writers Association and a erudite composer of poorly constructed sentence fragments in the serious world of sports journalism, it's with no small sense of pride that I can announce that Erin Andrews has been named Playboy's Sexiest Sportscaster. I know every one of her colleagues is very, very proud. Jillian Barberie also placed, thanks to her thrilling expose of that "cold air coming down from Canada"...

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/28 AM

Posted: 28 Nov 2007 07:50 AM CST

UPCOMING EVENTS
Of course, you've already got these things scheduled on your personal calendar, and probably have Post-It brand sticky notes all over your computer reminding you, but just in case you didn't, here are two upcoming OBR Moments To Treasure:

TONIGHT 10PM: Adam Caplan in the OBR Chat Room
THURS 7-9PM: OBR Internet Radio Wonder Emporium


BROWNS NEWS

Here's the latest from the OBR Newswire (rss), since 1999 your source for a constant stream of Browns headlines, hand-selected with tender loving care by occasionally sober OBR zealots.

The news about the passing of Bill Willis came in too late for most of the local papers to react, but there are reports from the AP and a few others. I just got a press release from the team around 8:30 this morning, and have attached it below.

It's a typical Wednesday morning during the season, as it's a light day on the newswire thanks to the usual Tuesday shutdown. Here's the latest, categorized and labeled for easy consumption.

Bill Willis Passes
The OBR Associated Press Columbus Dispatch Official Site

Jamal Lewis Would Run Through a Minefield, Dragging a Cute Pony, for an Extra Two Yards. He's Like That.
News-Herald Chronicle-Telegram

Watch Out for Them Cardinals
Plain Dealer Canton Rep (1) Canton Rep (2)
YESTERDAY ON DA OBR

We published eight stories yesterday, and we've already got five more in the queue for today. We'll also have Fred Greetham's Berea report early this afternoon. I'd say something sort of self-mocking here, but I'm just too freaking tired, and not even the McDonald's Half-Gallon o' Caffeine Mondo Coffee for Fatboys™ is helping at this point.

Check out this cover for the new OBR magazine, though. We actually had to drop one of those thermobaric weapons* behind Braylon on the Berea practice facility to get this picture. If you think Edwards is fast on game day, you've never seen him try to outrace a rapidly expanding 5000-degree vapor cloud explosion.

We will not comment on spurious allegations made regarding our photographic exploits and the purely coincidental spontaneous combustion of 14 neighborhood homes in Berea. You folks simply shouldn't leave your toaster ovens on.
2008 NFL Draft Watch
Bill Willis Passes Away
OBR News-o-Rama: 11/27 PM
Passan: It's Inconceivable!
OBR News-o-Rama: 11/27 AM
Best Available Free Agents: Defense
Best Available Free Agents: Offense
2008 NFL Draft Spotlight: WR Devin Thomas

* Aka "fuel-air bomb" for those of you not in the local sports publishing industry

OUT OF THE BLOGOSPHERE

There's been a ton of activity at the Muni Lot of late, which makes sense because it's a bunch of blogs on a Browns site, but I've been pretty amazed at the number of folks signing up for the RSS feeds there.

CLICK HERE to subscribe to the Muni Lot newsfeed.

Fussing Over Football Fields - Vinny and the Hornless Rhino
Not settling for sixth - Ace Davis
LeBron Simply Will Not Be Stopped - Kid Cleveland
Browns Playoff Odds Report: 78.8% - Disappointment Zone
The NFL's Worst Coaches - End Zone Buzz

BROWNS STATEMENT REGARDING THE PASSING OF HOF DEFENSIVE GUARD-LINEBACKER BILL WILLIS

"Bill Willis was one of the pioneers of the game of football," said Browns Head Coach Romeo Crennel.  "Everyone associated with the Cleveland Browns is saddened by his loss. His hard-nosed play on the field, coupled with the manner in which he conducted himself off it, epitomized what it is to be a Cleveland Brown.  We send our thoughts, prayers and condolences to the Willis family."

Willis passed away last evening at the age of 86.  Willis played eight seasons for the Browns (1946-53) and was enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1977.  Willis began his football career as an All-America tackle at Ohio State and joined the Browns in 1946.  Paul Brown signed Willis as one of the first African American players to break the color barrier.  Coach Brown used him on both offense and defense, however Willis excelled as a defensive middle guard. 

Willis was a member of all four Browns All-American Conference Championships, and played in four NFL title games with the Browns (1950-53) and was a member of the Browns 1950 Championship team.  Willis is known for a touchdown saving tackle against the New York Giants that preserved the Browns' 8-3 playoff win on Dec. 17, 1950, as the Browns went on to defeat the Los Angeles Rams the following week for their first NFL Championship.

Willis was an All-AAFC three times, named All-NFL from 1950-53 and participated in three NFL Pro Bowls.  Willis was born on Oct. 5, 1921 in Columbus, Ohio.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/27 PM

Posted: 27 Nov 2007 05:52 PM CST

According to the Collective Bargaining Agreement between the NFL and the NFL Players Association, each team's athletes "will be given every Tuesday off to attend to personal matters"*.

According to the Collective Bargaining Agreement between Scout.com websites and the International Federation of Webdorks, "It's Tuesday, and you'll sit at your computer, spew your drivel, and like it, bub".

Fine, fine, fine. Beats workin'.

Plus, I have to give the local Browns writers story ideas. They pan through the News-o-Rama drivel looking for the occasional drop of wisdom like a 49er panning the Ohio River for gold nuggets. And about as successfully.

At the very least, it's clear that Tony Grossi reads the OBR News-o-Rama, because about five hours after I spewed old memories about how Butch Davis was infatuated with Sean Taylor, Grossi goes and writes an article about it. See, I said it in once sentence and Grossi has to pad his with "quotes", "facts" and such nonsense. I get +1 for economy of wording. Grossi gets +5 for having a real job.

Elsewhere on the newswire (rss) this afternoon, there are some of those Power Polls (already documented as the "easiest articles to write, ever").

Yahoo (Cole): Browns stay at #7
Yahoo (Robinson): Browns go to #7 from #8
Sporting News (Dillon): Browns go to #9 from #10
CBS (Prisco): Browns go to #7 from #8

Folks in the Watercooler have a bunch more they've collected.

By the way, Robinson, I still remember your column where you said it was a "done deal" that the Browns were going to take Broderick Bunkley in the 2006 draft. I mean, it's okay to take a shot in the dark sometimes, but if you're cocky about it, you get nerds making fun of you for it one-and-a-half years later. Neener, neener.

Lastly, the media packet for this weekend's game at Arizona has been uploaded to the Muni Lot.

* Or something like that. You think I'm actually going to read the CBA to find out? It's boring and legalese gives me a headache.

YOUR SPONSOR PATRONAGE VOTE COUNTS

It's time for the NFL to grab more internet ad views by playing off fans pride in their teams.

I once asked if we could put these polls on independent sites as long as they fed into the NFL's official tallies. The answer, of course, was "no", because the NFL is more interested in getting people to look at Fed Ex and Pepsi ads than to increase involvement in these things. Then I said "Sheesh, fine. Whatever, ya know, no biggie. Stop looking at me like that. I'll find my way out myself, thanks. Don't be so grabby. No, I won't want to be flung out the... ouch."

The Browns have two players up for (CORPORATION)(THING) of the (WEEK/MONTH/YEAR) awards this week.

To vote for Jamal Lewis as (FED EX)(GROUND PLAYER) of the (WEEK): CLICK HERE

His competition is Frank Gore (cough *stiff* cough) and Justin Fargas (named after a cartoon teacher on Family Guy). If either of those two guys won, it would be an injustice. (Discuss)

To vote for Brandon McDonald as (DIET PEPSI)(ROOKIE) of the (WEEK): CLICK HERE

I didn't even bother to see who his competition is. They all stink, I'm sure. Go vote for Brandon, so he wins a free cell phone or whatever. He'd vote for you. (Discuss)

By the way, when you go to that DIET PEPSI thing, there's an ad at the top which talks about a "Diet Pepsi Mix". If I was more suspicious, I might think they're trying to plant the suggestion that you should mix Diet Pepsi with booze. They want you to mix it with rum, gin, vodka or something, I guess. Unfortunately, as an experienced drunk guy, I know that the only thing that really goes well with booze is more booze. And vomiting, headaches, and the occasional arrest. Oh, and vague memories of hurling goats at passing cars. Perhaps that's just me. I digress. Vote for these things, if you want.

BROWNS PLAYERS TALK ABOUT SEAN TAYLOR

Some quotes released by the team today. There's nothing remotely funny about this.

TE Kellen Winslow on the death of Sean Taylor:

"My thoughts and prayers go out to Sean Taylor's family," said Winslow. "The University of Miami is one big family and we lost a brother today.  Sean and I had a special bond. We came in to college together, we left for the NFL the same year and were drafted right next to each other.  Sean's future was taken away from him by a senseless act of violence. I am at a loss for words to describe the pain I feel for Sean and his family right now."

QB Ken Dorsey on the death of Sean Taylor:

"I am deeply saddened by the loss of my friend and former teammate, Sean Taylor.  Sean was an intense competitor and a great teammate at the University of Miami.  My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and loved ones."

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/27 AM

Posted: 27 Nov 2007 11:00 AM CST

Get yourself to the Gameballs and Goats voting booth! Pronto! Voting ends today.

 

FROM THE OBR NEWSWIRE (rss)

RAC gave the players off Monday, as he usually does after a win (and even some losses), so all that's going to come out of Berea are stories which spin off of his usual innocuous comments. There's no media available on Tuesday, so don't expect much in the way of news throughout the day.

Here's an item that flew under radar, for the most part: the Browns had another player snagged off their Practice Squad. This time is was big Richard Angulo, who was snatched by the Jacksonville Jaguars. Further signs that the Browns roster is improving, and that there's high regard for bottom-of-the-roster players being acquired by Savage. 

Jamal Lewis is Back!
The OBR  Associated Press  Official Site  Tribune-Chronicle

WTF? The Defense Getting Better?
ABJ  Official Site  News-Herald  Chronicle-Telegram  PD

Cardinals Coming Up
The OBR  Arizona Republic  Canton Rep


HELPING OUT

From a Browns Press Release: Lift Up America and the Cleveland Browns are teaming up with Tyson Foods, Inc. (NYSE:TSN) to help bring the gift of food to the area's less fortunate on Nov. 27, 2007. Players will be on hand to help unload a truck containing more than 30,000 pounds of protein products to be distributed among hunger relief agencies in the Cleveland area. The event will be held at the Cleveland Browns Stadium at 100 Alfred Lerner Way at 10 a.m., beginning with a press conference followed by the food distribution.   Browns' players scheduled to participate are: FB Charles Ali, K Phil Dawson, DE Simon Fraser, LB Antwan Peek, DE Chase Pittman, S Brodney Pool and WR Syndric Steptoe (subject to change).


OUT OF THE BLOGOSPHERE

Some good stuff in the blogosphere today. Not to single anyone out, but Ace Davis' poking fun at Mo Carthon's bio on the official Arizona Cardinals site, Brian Tarcy's usual hilarity (plus an epic blast at Greed-Off 2007), and the DZ's neutron bomb on the Plain Dealer's sports commentary are all worth a look.

Lying: a Cardinal sin - Ace Davis

NFL Picks: Week 13 - WhatzGonnaHappen

How Bill Livingston Failed Cleveland - The Disappointment Zone

7-4 Cleveland, Yep, 7-4 - J-Beanie

Did the Defense Find Help? - Cleveland Sports Perspective

Note to Self: Don't Drink & Blog - Dawg-Pound.net

NFL to Adopt BCS Bowl System - Cursed Cleveland

Born and Raised on the Cleveland Browns: Week 12 - Mistake by the Lake


ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB

wardwet.jpg

I'm sure the grass would grow better if they didn't leave cars "Weun gyun fix up right sumday" on it... Then again, what sort of vegetation actually flourishes under those smog-filled skies? They're lucky to grow algae on the stuff in that place.

Way to represent, Pittsburgh.

What a mess. The only way Yinzburgh could improve on things is if someone flushed a bag of pork rinds down the toilet during a Kenny freaking Chesney concert and caused a humongous backup that flooded out the stadium. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

OTHER STUFF: BigDaddy79 posted a recap of The Point After in the forums... Speaking of the forums, there are a bunch of Browns fans who will be at the Cardinals game shouting out to each other via a thread in the Cooler... I still remember with some tension how enamored Butch Davis was with Sean Taylor during the draft. Fortunately he was gone one selection before we picked TE Kellen Winslow.

Apparently the folks at The Big Lead aren't familiar with Cormac McCarthy, but my guess is that they wouldn't like the book either. I'm not sure "a cool gun" is what McCarthy was going for there. Anyhow, I still haven't seen No Country for Old Men, but plan to as soon as my wife and I get a free evening. Like a lot of Americans, we both work two jobs, so free time is hard to come by...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/26 AM

Posted: 26 Nov 2007 08:25 AM CST

Browns fans awake to find their team 7-4, and in possession of the second wild card spot if the season were to end today. Meanwhile, the Baltimore Ratbirds join the Cincinnati Bungles three games behind in the AFC North.

Life, as they say, is good.

FROM THE NEWSWIRE (RSS)

John Taylor was up until the wee hours trying to keep up with the flood of Browns news hitting the much-imitated, never-duplicated OBR Newswire. Lots more will be showing up on the wire throughout the day.,

As expected, what you get today consists mostly of game recaps/notes, and side features on individual players, with Brandon McDonald, Jamal and Kellen Winslow taking center stage after their heroics on Sunday. Here's the latest, categorized as usual for easy consumption.

Game Recaps
Elyria C-T  Canton Rep  DDN  Houston Chronicle  News-Herald  Plain Dealer

K2 Man-Love
Elyria C-T  Warren T-C  DDN  Plain Dealer  Canton Rep

Jamal Lewis
News-Herald  Plain Dealer ABJ 

Brandon McDonald's Big Day
Warren T-C  DDN  Lorain M-J  Plain Dealer  ABJ


OUT OF THE BLOGOSPHERE

Inside another win - Ace Davis

Make Room on The Bandwagon for Me - Vinny and the Hornless Rhino

Browns Get A "B" For Bodacious (Like, Totally!) - Blogcritics

QB Score: Week 12 - The Disappointment Zone

Fighting Towards The 'P' Word - Bitter Fans

Browns 27 Texans 17  - Cleveland Sports Blog

Lots more from last night's News-o-Rama...

 

RANDOM STUFF OF GREAT BROWNSNESS

Apparently a lot of Browns fans got stuck in nasty traffic on I-71 heading back to Columbus due to nasty weather in Medina County. Hope all the Browns fans made it back home okay... Listening to "Mike and Mike" on the radio this morning, it was clear neither of the hosts actually saw any of the game, as Mike Golic was falling all over Derek Anderson, who wasn't really the story of the game... The way that Kellen Winslow was snatching the ball out of the air yesterday won't come as a surprise to anyone who has watched training camp practices. There's just something about the way he yanks the ball out of the air that grabs your attention...

Another article about how important Albert Haynesworth is to the Titans. He might look good in a Browns uniform, but we'll wait until the off-season to pursue that in earnest... The Texans are ruing lost opportunities against the Browns, blaming themselves for losing the the game. Both teams missed out on potential big plays during the game, showing that the Texans and Browns are still short of the best NFL squads...

MORE STUFF: The New York Post has figured out that the NFL is to blame for the NFL Network mess and games being yanked away from fans. Welcome to the Greed-Off 2007 party, Phil Mushnick... Get better, Juan Lara...

 

FROM THE EMAIL IN-BOX (barry@theobr.com)

"I'm a long time visitor to your site and a long time listener to the podcasts.  I've lived in Southeast Asia for almost twenty years, and I just wanted to take the opportunity to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you do.  Because of the OBR, I know more and am more up to date on Browns happenings than my little brother who lives in Dayton.  Keep fighting the good fight!

Also, can you believe this season!  I've been so pessimistic and cynical for so long that I'm having a really difficult time reconciling the Brown's performance with reality.  Having said that, its been incredibly fun in a hallucinogenic kind of way.  I just hope I don't wake (sober) up.  Five games to go, and now in spite of myself, I'm starting to let thoughts of the playoffs creep into my consciousness.

Enough of that already; send my regards to Fred Greetham and all your colleagues."

- Tim, Singapore


Thanks for the email, Tim. This is a fun time to be a Browns fan, as the team is finally rewarding those of us who have stuck with them during all those dark years.

I remember when we first started really focusing on doing Browns news via the web when the team returned in 1999 (prior to that, the site was focused mostly on mocking Art Modell - a rich subject for parody, but one that was simply too easy).

When we first started getting web site stats, it was amazing to see where the hits were coming from... Browns are truly all over the planet. Last night, I heard from a Browns fan in Belfast, Ireland and this morning read your email from Singapore, on the opposite side of the planet. We have a lot of visitors from the Armed Forces stationed in Iraq and elsewhere.

When we started this thing, it was mostly to have fun and snag the occasional free beer. That's worked out alright, and if we can help Browns fans around the world feel closer to their team, well, we'll take that as well. This internet thing is good for something, I guess. GO BROWNS!!

Monday, November 26, 2007

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-rama

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/25 Evening

Posted: 25 Nov 2007 09:32 PM CST

The Browns win 27-17 over the Texans at Cleveland Browns Stadium in a game which featured power running and surprisingly strong defense rather than the wide open offenses that we've seen of late.

Of course, if you're reading this blog, chances are that you already know all this. Let's get right to the linking.

Before  we get the news-type-stuff, get yourself to the Gameballs and Goats Voting Booth (just click that little button on the linked page).


FROM THE OBR

The latest from your favorite disturbingly obsessive, yet still independent and objective, Cleveland Browns website:

John Taylor's 'Tales From A Notebook'
Game Photos from Getty and the AP!
Texas Can't Hold 'em Browns
Derry: WraXXing uX a Big-Time Win
Fan View: Keep the Pedal Mashed
Browns-Texans: First Half Analysis
Browns-Texans: Second Half Analysis

More to come later tonight and early tomorrow on the OBR!

BROWNS NEWS

Naturally, the newswire is going to get clogged with updates following the Browns game, and there will be the usual side features focusing on Brandon McDonald and Jamal Lewis, most likely.

Here's the first round of game recaps.

Associated Press  Sports Network  WKYC 

Player Side Stories

Edwards (Yahoo!)  Lewis (Off Site)  McDonald (Off Site)

 

FROM THE BLOGOSPHERE

The latest from the greatest fans on earth...

Really on a Run - Ace Davis
Nice 'n easier - Cleveland Sports Torture
Ho-Hum the Browns win again - Red Right 88
Week 12 Recap - Cleveland Sports Authority
1PM Games Recap - The Big Lead
Browns Mess with Texas - MVN
Browns "D" Steps Up Big - MVN
Browns vs Texans Live - Dawg-Pound.net
(I remember trying to update the site from my Treo in the stands back it the day, LOL... I could relate to Ryan in his blogging today).


FROM THE EMAIL IN-BOX (Email: barry@theobr.com)

Simon, a Browns fan living in Belfast, Ireland, wrote and asked that other Myspacers add him as a friend. He's needs Browns fans to "friend" him because there aren't many dawgs in Belfast. Simon's Myspace page is at:

http://www.myspace.com/simonparsonsbelfast 

We've added you to the OBR Myspace friends list, Simon!


John S. from Wisconsin emailed me with the news that the resurgent Browns have even caused from orange and brown sightings in Packerland:

Less than an hour ago I ran into a Browns' fan at the grocery store.  Do you have any idea how rare that is in Packerland? We talked about this crazy marvelous season and it felt great not to lament, but rather celebrate the success of this unlikely bunch. I choose to interpret that chance meeting as a positive omen on today's game. We resume the battle in an hour and how about this: the game is televised here, a very unusual occurrence.


A NICE GESTURE FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GREEDY SNEAKS

The NFL Network will take time off from manipulating fans and demonizing cable companies to replay the Browns home victory over the Houston Texans on Monday at 7PM. Those of you who have access to the NFL's latest cash grab - a group that does not include yours truly - can probably put aside your concerns about the NFL's weird desire to pretend that it can "report" on itself long enough to watch.

The rest of us will sleep safely knowing that Jerry Jones refuses to abide by that irritating cease-and-desist order from Comcast. He's a fighter for the people, that Jerry.

Browns-Texans: Second Half Analysis

Posted: 25 Nov 2007 03:04 PM CST

THIRD QUARTER

Both teams came out conservatively in the second half, and got themselves an exchange of punts for their troubles. On the Browns second possession, however, the Browns ground game began to come to life.

Cleveland's offensive line has clearly started to beat down the quick and talented front four of the Texans, as evidenced by a number of runs for ten yards or so on the drive. While the possession resulted in just a 25-yard Dawson field goal, it set the Browns up for further success down the road by not only beating down the speedy Texans front line but by possibly convincing the Texans safeties to cheat up a bit.

The Browns had a very fortunate exchange on the next two possessions. With the Texans driving partially thanks to a dubious pass interference call, Owen Daniels fumbled the ball after being hit by Kamerion Wimbley wiping out the drive. When the Browns got the ball back, Joe Thomas allowed his first sack of the year to Mario Williams, causing DA to fumble the ball. But Thomas covered it, keeping possession. The bounce of the ball in the third quarter allowed the Browns to hold onto their fragile seven point lead.

As the teams exchanged punts in the third, it was the Browns running attack, established early in the game, which finally paid off for the Browns as they kept the Texans defense on the field.

Although the Browns hold onto the lead, the conservative offensive strategy is still questionable, as they have failed to really take advantage of the weak Texans secondary. The Browns secondary, meanwhile, has played admirably without Eric Wright, with Brandon McDonald having a particularly strong showing.


FOURTH QUARTER

While the Browns offense sputtered to begin the fourth, a nice Zastudil punt put the Texans back on their eleven, a situation made worse after an incompletion and a holding call. With the Texans backed up against the Dawg Pound, two successive incompletions were created by blanket coverage on Andre Johnson (by Brandon McDonald) and Kevin Walter (Leigh Bodden). The Browns secondary really stepping it up today with Wright out.

Tanks to the defensive stand, the Browns got the ball back at the Texans 35 yard line. Again, Chudzinski sticks to the ground, but the resurgent Texans front seven limited what the Browns could do. The only play of note on the drive was a very nice 21 yard throw to Winslow across the middle.

The drive stalled after two Lewis runs got only three and Heiden couldn't pull in a third down. Phil Dawson nails the field goal to make it 20-10.

With the Browns now ahead by two scores, the Texans commit to the air. It turns out to be a mistake as the Browns secondary rises again to the occasion. Schaub is sacked by Antwan Peek after not being able to find anyone open on first down and on second down, Brandon McDonald, yes, him again, plucked off a pass intended for Andre Johnson, giving the Browns the ball back deep in enemy territory. Chud plays it conservative again, using just runs to Lewis and a single throw to Winslow to punch the ball in for a 27-10 lead.

Down three scores, Schaub comes out throwing and in a hurry-up offense. It works, knocking the Browns defense off-balance and allowing the Texans to move quickly down to the 21 of the Browns on three passes. At that point, however, the Browns settle down and at least force the Texans to burn some clock before a touchdown to Owen Daniels made it 27-17.

The subsequent on-side kick failed thanks to Nick Sorensen's recovery, and the Browns went back to grinding it out with the and the ball in Texans territory. Jamal Lewis continued to beat on the Texans tired defensive line, padding his stats and running out the clock.

In all, a game that - per usual for the NFL - went in a different direction than many would have predicted. The Browns were conservative on offense, grinding out rushing yards behind a stellar offensive line which has become a better run blocking unit with Ryan Tucker replacing Seth McKinney. The approach worked, thanks not only to the line's performance, but also due to a surprisingly strong showing by the Browns defensive secondary, sparked by rookie Brandon McDonald and veteran corner Leigh Bodden.

For a Cleveland team that has had good fortune in 2007, the bounces continued to go their way today, and a surprisingly safe approach on offense created enough points to come out on top. Jamal Lewis finished with 29 runs for 134 yards (one touchdown) and Kellen Winslow was the top receiver with 10 catches for 107 yards and a touchdown.

The Browns go to 7-4 and, thanks to losses by both the Texans and Titans, look more and more like a playoff team.

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/25 Halftime

Posted: 25 Nov 2007 01:31 PM CST

OVERVIEW

The Browns lead at the half 14-10 in a battle between two evenly matched teams. The strength of the Browns offensive line has been the difference, giving Derek Anderson time to find open receivers in the red zone. Anderson has hit Kellen Winslow and Braylon Edwards for touchdowns, while the Texans have managed a field goal and one touchdown pass.

That Browns offensive line as the key differentiation between the two teams has been made more evident by an inconsistent performance by Derek Anderson in the first half. Anderson has made some excellent passes when given time, but has also been spotting in missing some open receivers and throwing a key interception.

Superb pass protection against an excellent Texans front four has allowed the Browns to take advantage of weaknesses in the Texans secondary, however, although Rob Chudzinski seemed unenthusiastic about going downfield early in the game.

This contest could go either way as neither team is clearly dominant in either phase of the game. The Browns and Texans are fairly close in terms of their competitiveness, with the Browns offensive line doing a good job of dulling the primary strength of the Texans. Turnovers and special teams could determine the outcome. I am worried about the Browns defensive line tiring in the second half as they have only one backup lineman (Louis Leonard) remaining after Simon Fraser left with an injury. Ethan Kelley was inactive due to a knee injury.

 

FIRST HALF ANALYSIS

Rob Chudzinski's play-calling to start the game seemed a bit odd, and very conservative. The Texans are strong up-front, particularly in the defensive line, and have a battered secondary, so the Browns have focused on the short pass and running the ball?

Sure, the Browns need to make the Texans recognize the run, but the Browns failed to go downfield at all in their first two drives and paid for it by handing the Texans the ball back twice in short order. Without stretching the field, the Browns couldn't effectively run.

The Texans were more aggressive to start. Schaub was the first to stretch the field, and it paid off with a 7-0 Texans lead in the first quarter.

The Texans, overall, mixed up the run and pass to great effect during the first quarter. Leigh Bodden seemed to have problems in coverage, and the Browns were fortunate that Schaub overthrew Owen Daniel on their second drive. Daniel had gotten behind coverage and would have been open for a TD if Schaub had hit him.

After the Texans score, the Browns decided to go downfield, finally. Anderson seemed locked on Edwards, but with good results most of the time. It's clear that the Texans were rolling coverage over to Edwards, which left Joe Jurevicius open for a 25-yarder and later freed up Jamal Lewis for a powerful run around the right side. Edwards found a hole in the zone and the Browns tied the score at seven. One Chudzinski and Anderson started going downfield, things turned around.

After the Browns score, Grantham stopped blitzing and just rushed three. The net result was that Schaub had time, but good coverage by Brandon McDonald knocking the ball away from Andre Johnson and Brodney Pool, nailing Owen Daniels to knock a pass free, stopped their drive.

Both teams were hurt by poor kicking. A Texans punt gave the Browns the ball in Texans territory in the first, and a poor kickoff by Phil Dawson gave the Texans a short field in the second (which turned into a Kris Brown field goal).


OTHER NOTES

I didn't think Darnell Dinkins would be with the Browns this year after bringing back several returns with special teams penalties. He did it again today. This might explain why the Browns constantly rotate TEs through the practice squad.

DE Simon Fraser left the game with an injury to his right knee, hit return questionable. That leaves the Browns with only four defensive linemen (R. Smith, S. Smith, Roye, Leonard). Yikes.

 

INACTIVES

As reported on the live feed, Browns inactives today were CB Eric Wright, CB Ricardo Colclough, RB Jerome Harrison, OL Isaac Sowells, C Greg Eslinger, DL Ethan Kelley, WR Travis "Why am I here?" Wilson, and Ken Dorsey (third QB). Shaun Smith started at NT. Daven Holly started at LCB for Eric Wright.

Texans inactives were: CB Jamar Fletcher, RB Ahman Green, RB Darius Walker, DE Shantee Orr, G Kasey Studdard, T Jordan Black, T Brandon Frye, TE Jeb Putzier. RB Ron Dayne started.

 

FROM THE PRESS BOX

A sign that the Browns are getting more successful... national writers have descended on Cleveland to figure out what's happened here. ESPN's John Clayton is among the writers who have suddenly discovered Cleveland after a decade or so, and he's here today. If they keep winning, there will be more of it.

Here in the press box, they have TVs scattered around, and I'm unfortunate enough to be seated by one that has the CBS pre-game show. The sound isn't on, so that's a help. At one point, I saw a graphic that said "Should Vince Young become a pocket passer?". LOL... yeah, that's why the Titans drafted him. Anyhow, apparently Emmitt Smith called RAC "Romeo Cornell" at some point. I not only don't watch those shows, I actively loathe them to the point where I would like to see everyone involved beaten savagely with croquet mallets. This is an unusual reaction for me, since I'm such a mellow guy, but those network pre-game shows bring it out of me.

OBR News-o-Rama: 11/25 PRE-GAME

Posted: 25 Nov 2007 08:56 AM CST

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Here's some of the articles we posted on Saturday and this morning, with a heavy mix of subscriber stories so folks can live the good life today.

Browns-Texans: It's Gameday!
Highlights from Ask the Insiders
High-Profile Injuries: Week 12
Browns Buzz with Vinny
OBR News-o-Rama: 11/24
Inside the Ravens Victory: Offense
Browns-Texans: Greg's Game Preview


PRE-GAME BROWNS NEWS

Frankly, there's not a lot of new information on the newswire (rss) again this morning. The team is in pre-game lockdown mode, there was no practice or any sort of roster moves on Saturday, and no media availability. Which means, no real news in this morning's fish-wraps.

There are a lot of the usual game previews (here's ours), some player profile pieces, and a few status resets. Plus, a little open-mouthed and somewhat stunned pieces from out of town noting that the Browns don't suck this year. Those are always a kick.

Anyhow, here's some of what's out there. We've got it all listed on the newswire.

Game Previews
OBR  Elyria C-T  Canton Rep  C-Bus Dispatch  Fox Sports

Stunned Out-of-Towners
Buffalo News  Cincy Enquirer  Florida T-U 

After that, it's sort of a grab bag. Get surfin'.


FROM THE BLOGOSPHERE

Number23

WTF. Somehow, the News-o-Rama has jumped from completely off radar to one of the top sports blogs on Myspace. Browns fans on Myspace have really been spreading the word... thanks, Dawgs!

Here's some more of the relatively light activity on the blogosphere this morning. Apparently Browns bloggers are all getting a start in the real world version of the Muni Lot. Things have been pretty nuts on the virtual Muni this week, catch up if you've got some spare time this morning.

Houston Texans vs. Cleveland Browns - Dawgs by Nature
More from last night...

 

RECENT TRANSCRIPTS IN ASK THE INSIDERS

We generally post transcripts in our Ask the Insiders forum from the Browns and our upcoming opponents. Here are some recent ones:

Gary Kubiak (11/19, 11/21, 11/23); RAC (11/19, 11/21, 11/23); Texans Players, Andre Johnson, Browns Players

Speaking of transcripts, the most recent chat session with Scout.com NFL analyst Adam Caplan somehow fell off my radar before the Ravens game. I cranked it out tonight and posted it in Ask the Insiders. Click here if you're interested.


Have to get the laptop packed up and head down to the Stadium, so we'll save "ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB" and off-topic ranting for another day. See you from CBS and.... GOOOO BROWNS!!!